Fun Fact: Cornish hens aren't actually from Cornwall, England - they were created in Connecticut by a French woman! Talk about an identity crisis.
Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). If your oven runs hot, you know what to do. If you don't know if your oven runs hot, surprise! It probably does.
Mix your spices together like you're a medieval alchemist. Try not to sneeze - these spices are precious and turmeric stains are forever.
Pat your tiny chickens dry. Give them a little pep talk - they're about to become the stars of your dinner party.
Rub spice mix all over and under the skin. Yes, this feels weird. Yes, you're doing it right.
Meanwhile, cook couscous according to package directions. Or if you're feeling rebellious, just pour boiling water over it and wait 5 minutes - it's actually that easy.
Mix your cooked couscous with chopped apricots, a drizzle of honey, and any remaining spice mix. This is your tiny pasta pillow of deliciousness.
Stuff your birds like they're tiny Thanksgiving turkeys. Don't worry, they can handle it.
Drizzle with honey, because we're fancy like that.
Roast for about 45-50 minutes, or until they're golden brown and looking Instagram-worthy.